The Truth as Our Inner Compass: Reflecting on the Butterfly Effect and Quantum Entanglement in Our Lives

You can’t duck the Karmic boomerang you create and toss

In the ever-evolving journey of life, where each decision we make sends ripples through the fabric of the universe, there's a profound concept that often goes unnoticed, yet it's as impactful as the air we breathe. It's the idea that our inner truths, or sometimes the lack thereof, have the power to shape not just our reality but the collective experience of our world. This notion draws its roots from the intricate theories of quantum entanglement and the butterfly effect, reminding us of the interconnectedness of all things.

Over the past eight years, the world has undergone seismic shifts – socially, politically, environmentally, and spiritually. This period has been marked by an intense amalgamation of progress and setbacks, innovations and destructions, peace and turmoil. As we stand at this juncture, a subtle, yet profound question arises: Did something pivotal happen on the crossroads of life over eight years ago that set us on this current path? Could there have been a moment, a decision, or an action, so seemingly small yet powerful enough to alter the time-space continuum?

Quantum physics teaches us about entanglement – how particles, can affect each other instantly, no matter the distance.

This theory, when applied metaphorically to our lives, suggests that our actions and truths are similarly entwined with the universe. The choices we make, driven by our inner truths or deceptions, resonate far beyond our personal sphere, influencing the greater whole. It's like the butterfly effect – a small change in one state can result in significant differences in a later state. This brings us to reflect on the external manifestations of our internal deceptions. When we stray from our inner truth, when we ignore the voice of our soul and the ethical compass within us, we don't just harm ourselves; we set in motion a chain of events that can lead the world down a precarious path. This deception, whether it's on an individual or collective level, acts as a catalyst for chaos and suffering.

But, who are the architects of such deceptions?

What kind of people, knowingly or unknowingly, contribute to the pain and suffering on Earth? It's a challenging question. People are complex, and their motivations are often a tangle of past negative experiences that cause mistrust, unresolved fears, imbalanced desires, and sometimes, misguided intentions. However, it's crucial to remember that each of us holds the power to change through introspection of past actions and resolution of those actions through repair of any damage that that may have been caused and to choose truth energy over deception, and in doing so, alter the course of our collective journey.

As we ponder over these thoughts, let's not forget the immense power of our inner truth. It's a beacon that guides us towards not just personal enlightenment but also towards a world that thrives on authenticity, compassion, and harmony. Our truths are the fuel that propels us forward, and when we align with them, we contribute to a reality that's rooted in love and understanding. So let's embrace the notion that each of us is a vital thread in the tapestry of life. Our truth energy, no matter how insignificant they may seem, have the power to create a world that resonates with the beauty of our collective spirit.

Let's ask ourselves, are we contributing to a reality of truth and harmony, or are we lost in the maze of deception? The answer lies within, waiting to be acknowledged again, just sitting and waiting to change the world as we know it, but it cant be done until old energies get resolved.

Brian Collins

Life in Synergy®

About the Author Brian Collins: Is a retired award winning healer and spiritual teacher who co-owned 2 multi award winning wellness studios with his awesome wife/ partner/friend/cosmic surfer in Boston’s Back Bay for decades.

The Dance of Hidden Desires: Unveiling Our Inner Truth

When we discover a Life in Synergy®, the BS we hold inside as the only creator of reality is tossed and sent packing…

In the journey of self-improvement and spiritual growth, one of the most profound challenges we face is aligning our inner truths with the persona we present to the world.

It's a complex dance, often mired in the fear of vulnerability, where our deepest desires remain cloaked under a veil of alternative intentions. This discord between our inner truth and outward expressions can lead us down a path of emotional dissonance and, frankly, bullshitting the world – and ourselves. At the core of this issue lies the fear of vulnerability. Expressing our true desires and intentions can be daunting. We fear judgment, rejection, and misunderstanding. In a world that often values strength over emotional honesty, showing our true selves feels risky. This fear compels us to wear masks, to present a version of ourselves that we believe is more acceptable or appealing. When we choose to hide our true desires, we often resort to what can bluntly be called bullshitting. It's a defense mechanism, a way to navigate social interactions without exposing our authentic selves. We may agree when we disagree, feign interest, or even fabricate stories that align with perceived societal norms. This art of bullshitting, while it may offer temporary comfort or safety, distances us from our true essence.

The Consequences of this Inauthenticity

Living inauthentically has profound consequences. It not only hinders our personal growth but also affects the quality of our relationships. Connections built on half-truths and concealed desires lack depth and authenticity. They are like houses built on sand, vulnerable to the tides of change. Embracing our inner truth is a courageous act. It requires self-awareness, acceptance, and the willingness to be vulnerable. This journey isn't easy. It involves confronting fears, unlearning conditioned behaviors, and often, facing societal backlash. However, the freedom and authenticity it brings are transformative. In the realm of spiritual growth, aligning our inner truth with our outward expressions is paramount. It's about shedding layers of ego and societal conditioning, and bravely stepping into our authentic selves. This alignment is not just about honesty with the world, but honesty with ourselves. It's recognizing and embracing our desires, our fears, our strengths, and our weaknesses.

The path to revealing our true desires and intentions is a crucial part of our spiritual and personal development.

It's about breaking free from the chains of inauthenticity and embracing the vulnerability of our true selves. As we embark on this journey, we find that the most profound connections and growth come from a place of honesty and authenticity. Let's have the courage to stop bullshitting the world, and more importantly, ourselves. In doing so, we not only transform our own lives but also bring a deeper, more authentic connection to the world around us.

Care to find your TRUE self?

Helena and Brian

PS

Stay tuned, we changed formats on our new you tube channel and are currently compiling topics to be discussed on our soon to be, no bullshit, tell it as it spiritual and enlightenment channel for those who desire to not only live in this world, but create peace in it while they do so.

The Martian Chronicles: Why My Neighbor's Rocket is Bigger than Mine

The Martian Ego.

Hello Earthlings and Martians alike!

Today, we bring you a tale from the Red Planet, where the dust is redder, the sky is stranger, but the people... oh, they're just the same.

So, here I am, a new Martian. I left Earth thinking I'd escape the rat race, but guess what? The rats have spaceships now! And they're racing on Mars. You see, I thought technology would be our savior. We've got AI that can cook, clean, and practically do a backflip. But can it teach Mr. Zog from the next crater how to not flaunt his new anti-gravity boots? Nope.Then there's me, trying to meditate under the two suns (yes, Mars has two suns now, didn't you get the memo?). But how can one find inner peace when every five minutes there's a commercial rocket zooming past telling me to purchase the latest mind thought download via the amaz-mars-tesl-probe droids, greatly disturbing my chakras!

We've got it all here – Martian malls, zero-gravity exercise, interplanetary internet. But guess what's also tagging along from Earth? Egos. Big, giant, space-helmet-sized egos.

I overheard a conversation the other day. One ego filled “Martian” was bragging about his new solar-powered mansion that's apparently visible from Earth. I mean, why stop at the Joneses when you can make the whole Earth jealous, right? And that's when it hit me. We're out here, millions of miles from home, trying to be 'better' than the next person or even wayyyyy better than those “Earthlings” back on home planet 1.0.

But why?

We're tiny specks on a tiny speck, floating in a vast cosmic ocean. We've got the tech to start anew, but we're stuck in the old ways. Maybe instead of building higher walls or bigger cock rockets, we should work on expanding our consciousness. On understanding that no one here is worse, none are better... we're all equal to. Because, dear readers, at the end of the day, what's the point of conquering new worlds if we can't conquer our own need to be 'better' than someone else?

So, let's put aside those age-old agendas. Instead of looking at the next big thing, let's see each other. Because if we don't, we might just end up being a bunch of technologically advanced, spiritually bankrupt heading towards extinction Martians. And that certainly isn’t “new” or “cutting edge” tech and who wants that? So maybe the big tech is the tech you have inside you right now WAITING to be updated…..and imagine not updating that software for 10-20-30-40-50-60 years? Talk about a security hazard!!!

Want to get to know the greatest tech ever….the tech inside of you?

Then start your Apex Life in Synergy Journey NOW. Maybe the more “Earthlings” we get to understand themselves on Earth, the less vacant, lost and repetitive destructive subconscious energies will be “imported” to our future homes out in space.

Helena and Brian

2024 New Year, New You: Embracing Your Unique Path with Apex Life in Synergy

Finding Strength in Your Uniqueness

As the New Year unfolds, it's a time for reflection, for setting goals, and, most importantly, for embracing our true selves. You've been labeled as 'different,' 'weird,' or 'odd.' You've felt the sting of being ostracized. But here's the thing: it's your unique path that makes you extra-ordinary. In a world that often tries to fit us into boxes, standing out can be a superpower. Your perspectives, your dreams, and your journey are yours alone. This year, let's turn these so-called 'weaknesses' into our greatest strengths.

Apex Life in Synergy: A Companion for the Unconventional

In this spirit of embracing our uniqueness, Helena Collins Apex Life in Synergy emerges as more than just a wellness product. It's a companion for those who walk the road less traveled. Designed for the outliers, the dreamers, and the rebels, Apex Life in Synergy aligns with your distinct lifestyle. This product isn't just about physical well-being; it's about a holistic approach to life itself. It's for those who understand that true wellness is a blend of all minds, bodies, and souls. Apex Life in Synergy is crafted to resonate with your innermost being, enhancing your journey towards self-improvement and spiritual growth. Whether you're setting resolutions to improve your health, seeking mental clarity, or pursuing spiritual depth, Apex Life in Synergy adapts to your pace. It's not about conforming; it's about growing in the way that's right for you. As you embark on this journey with Apex Life in Synergy, you're not alone. You're part of a community that values individuality and personal growth. Together, we celebrate our differences and encourage each other to shine in our unique ways.

Make This Year Yours

So, to you — the one who's felt like an outsider, the one who's been misunderstood — this is your time. Make this year about embracing who you are, about thriving in your uniqueness. With Apex Life in Synergy by your side, step boldly into a year of transformation and fulfillment.

Helena and Brian ( also outsiders)

www.lifeinsynergy.com

Breaking the New Year's Resolution Replay: Uncovering Old Patterns and Embracing Apex Life in Synergy

The Eternal Replay of Resolutions

Every year, as the clock ticks closer to midnight on December 31st, millions of us engage in a globally shared tradition: New Year's Resolutions.

It's a ritual wrapped in hope and sparkling with the promise of self-improvement. But let's face it, by February, many of our resolutions have usually fizzled out faster than a cheap firework. Why is this? Why do we keep replaying this annual charade? Here's the not-so-funny truth: our old patterns are sneaky, powerful forces. They're like that friend who keeps convincing you to skip the gym for a Netflix marathon. You know it's a bad idea, but somehow you find yourself on the couch, popcorn in hand, yet again. These patterns are masters of disguise, often hidden deep in our subconscious, pulling the strings of our behavior like a seasoned puppeteer.

Enter 2024, a year where the global crossroads beckon for change. This is where the Apex Life in Synergy program steps in, shining like a beacon of hope. Founded by Helena Collins, a veritable pioneer in the fields of fitness, wellness, and consciousness, this program isn't just another New Year's resolution destined to be broken. It's a lifestyle revolution.

Helena Collins: The Pioneer of Change

Helena is recognized as a world-renowned fitness expert, wellness coach, and motivational speaker. She has over four decades of experience in the health and fitness industry, and her expertise blends cutting-edge fitness techniques with holistic wellness practices. Helena's approach is deeply personal, and she's known for her ability to connect with clients on a profound level and changed countless lives at her brick and mortar wellness studios in Boston’s Back Bay for decades. She has won multiple awards and has been featured in numerous television appearances, speaking engagements, and published works. Her portfolio includes working with top-tier companies and organizations to develop effective employee wellness programs​​.

Why 2024 is Pivotal

2024 isn't just another year; it's a crucial moment in time where the choices we make can steer the course of our collective future.

The Apex Life in Synergy approach isn't just about getting fit; it's about aligning your physical, mental, and spiritual selves to face the challenges of our era head-on. And let's talk about FOMO . It's real, and it's powerful. Imagine missing out on a journey of self-discovery that not only transforms your body but also your mind and spirit. That's the kind of FOMO we're dealing with here. The kind that has you waking up in 2025 thinking, "What if I had started Apex Life in Synergy last year where would I be NOW? , where would the world be NOW?"

Join the Revolution

So, are you ready to break the cycle of broken resolutions?

Ready to embrace a program that's about more than just losing weight or gaining muscle? Visit Life in Synergy and step into a world where fitness meets consciousness, and every step you take is towards a better you and a better world.

Remember, 2024 isn't just a year; it's your year to enter the bigger picture and let your light shine with Apex Life in Synergy.

The Illusion of 'Being First': Embracing a More Enlightened Approach to Success

Stepping on others to be first, shows the world that you are truly last.

In today's fast-paced world, where the race to be first often eclipses the journey itself, we need to pause and reflect on what truly matters.

The desire to be first, to have the most, and to stand above others, is frequently seen as a symbol of strength and success. However, this pursuit can be a sign of underlying weakness, a lack of inner balance, and a disconnection from a more enlightened state of being.

The race to be first is deeply rooted in material success - the most money, the biggest house, the latest gadgets. It's a race that never ends, as there is always something newer, bigger, or better. But is this a true measure of success? Material possessions are fleeting. They bring temporary happiness, but they cannot fill the void of spiritual emptiness. In this context, the need to be first is not a strength but a reflection of inner insecurity and a craving for external validation.

True strength lies in contentment and inner peace. It's not about having all the toys but finding joy and fulfillment in what we have. This doesn't mean abandoning ambition or not striving for improvement. Instead, it's about recognizing that our worth isn't defined by our possessions or our position in a societal race. When we detach from the need to be first, we open ourselves to a more profound sense of happiness. We start valuing experiences over possessions, relationships over rankings, and personal growth over public recognition.

The pursuit of being first often leads to a solitary journey, where the focus is on individual achievement at the expense of collective well-being. But what if we shifted this perspective? What if success was measured by how much we contribute to the happiness and growth of others? Imagine a world where our goals are not about having more than our neighbors but ensuring that everyone has enough. This shift in mindset fosters a sense of community, empathy, and mutual support. It's not about diminishing personal success but about redefining it in a way that benefits all.

Enlightenment is about transcending the material race and finding a deeper, more meaningful connection with the universe. It's about understanding that our true essence is not defined by what we have but by who we are and how we impact the world. To be enlightened is to see beyond the superficial markers of success. It's to recognize that our true strength lies in our ability to uplift others, to share our blessings, and to live in harmony with the world around us.

In conclusion, the need to be first and have the most is a sign of weakness, not strength. True strength comes from inner balance, contentment, and a desire for collective well-being. As we strive for personal growth and enlightenment, let's redefine success in a way that nurtures not just ourselves but the world around us. Let's celebrate not what we have individually, but what we can achieve and share together.

A big heaping of word food for mind hunger, dont ya’ think?

Helena and Brian

The Road Not Seen: Learning from Our Ego's Missteps

The wild buffalo of balance ©2023 Life in Synergy®

Hello there, friends.

Have you ever approached a teacher or a mentor, seeking guidance, only to let your ego convince you that you knew better?

It's a peculiar twist, isn't it? We seek out someone for their wisdom, and then, at the pivotal moment, our pride blinds us. This is a story not just about a wrong turn but about the humbling lessons that follow. Picture this: you're standing at a crossroads in your life. You know you need guidance, so you seek out a teacher. But as they begin to share their wisdom, a voice inside you whispers, “You know better.” This is where the journey takes an unexpected turn. The moment we tell our teacher, "I know more," we embark on a path led by ego. It seems right, fueled by a sense of self-assuredness. But soon, this path reveals its true nature – a labyrinth of repetitive patterns and missed wisdom. The wrong turn wasn't just a stray path; it was a mirror showing us the complexities of our own pride. Realizing the folly, we often then retreat to seek answers alone, jumping from book to book, philosophy to philosophy. Each book, each idea, feels like a step towards redemption, a way to fill the gaps we created. But the real answer isn't in the pages; it's in the unspoken dialogue between our ego and humility.

Revisiting the Teacher

There's profound power in revisiting that moment of prideful assertion.

What if admitting "I thought I knew more" is the first step towards truly understanding the bigger picture? This humbling return to the teacher – be it a person, a moment, or an experience – is where true learning resumes. The integration of this lesson is a dance of humility and wisdom. It's recognizing that our journey is enriched not just by the knowledge we seek from a mentor but also by understanding the limits of what we know. It's a delicate balance between seeking guidance and valuing the wisdom we already possess. Armed with this new understanding, our journey takes a more open-hearted turn. We still seek knowledge, but with an awareness of our own fallibility. Each step, each 'mistake', becomes a valuable chapter in our book of life, teaching us about humility, wisdom, and the beauty of lifelong learning.

In the end, our wrong turn – telling a teacher we knew more – becomes a critical point of growth. It's a chance for a lesson in humility, in the value of guidance, and in the power of admitting our missteps. Our paths are not just about the knowledge we gain but also about the wisdom we discover in our own vulnerabilities.

Today, think back to a moment when your ego led the way.

What did this experience teach you? Remember, the most profound lessons often come from acknowledging our misjudgments and embracing the journey back to humility and learning that leads back to the teacher that we thought we knew more. We always would joke at our multi award winning wellness studio on Boston’s Newbury street with this statement when clients entered the “ I know”….” I have no idea what you are talking about, but I know more about it than you”.

Helena and Brian Collins Best of Boston Winners and lifelong spiritual teachers to countless individuals and businesses

www.lifeinsynergy.com

Upcoming Life in Synergy YouTube Channel: A Fusion of Metaphysics, Spirituality, Fitness, and Global Insights

A Life in Synergy® is a life of understanding the macro and micro and learning how to become the physical embodiment of change

Get ready to dive into a world where metaphysics meets real-world application with the upcoming Life in Synergy YouTube channel!

Hosted by the award-winning duo, Helena and Brian Collins, this channel promises to be an enlightening and transformative journey for all who tune in. Helena and Brian Collins, renowned for their expertise and contribution to the world of metaphysical studies and fitness, are no strangers to success. Their journey has been marked by numerous accolades, celebrated for their innovative approach in their multi-award-winning studios located in Boston's prestigious Back Bay.

The new revamped Life in Synergy channel is not just another YouTube platform; it's a confluence of diverse, yet interconnected topics such as spirituality, metaphysical practices, fitness regimes, and insightful discussions on global issues. Each episode is designed to not only educate but also to inspire and empower viewers to embrace a more harmonious and balanced lifestyle.

Helena and Brian's unique approach combines their deep understanding of spiritual and metaphysical principles with practical, real-world applications. This duo has touched the lives of countless individuals through their work, guiding them towards not just physical well-being but also spiritual growth and self-realization.

The channel's content will be as diverse as its hosts' expertise.

Expect in-depth discussions on metaphysical concepts, spiritual awakening, and how these can be practically applied to enhance one’s daily life. Fitness enthusiasts will find value in episodes that seamlessly integrate physical wellness with spiritual practices, offering a holistic approach to health.

Moreover, the channel will occasionally delve into pressing global issues, offering a unique perspective that balances spiritual wisdom with pragmatic solutions. The aim is to foster a community of like-minded individuals who are passionate about making a positive impact in the world. Helena and Brian Collins are not just hosts; they are mentors, guides, and pioneers in their field. Their down-to-earth approach, combined with their profound knowledge, makes the Life in Synergy channel a must-watch for anyone looking to enrich their life with spiritual and physical synergy.

As we await the launch of this promising channel, let’s gear up for a journey of self-discovery, wellness, and enlightened understanding, all brought to us by the remarkable Helena and Brian Collins.

Stay tuned for a transformative experience that promises to elevate your body, mind, and spirit! 🌟🧘‍♂️💪🌍

www.lifeinsynergy.com

Macro and Micro Consciousness: The Collective Mindsets

Macro consciousness can be likened to a vast, interconnected web of thoughts, emotions, and experiences shared among larger groups – be it communities, societies, or even humanity as a whole.

This concept is not just about shared beliefs and values; it’s an exploration of collective experiences and the communal psyche.

Cultural and Societal Influence: Macro consciousness is shaped by cultural, societal, and historical contexts. For instance, the collective consciousness of a nation is influenced by its history, traditions, and shared experiences, like a national tragedy or a period of significant prosperity.

Global Consciousness: In a broader sense, macro consciousness can extend to a global scale, reflecting the shared experiences and challenges of humanity, such as climate change awareness or global pandemics.

Technological Impact: The advent of the internet and social media has significantly amplified and altered macro consciousness, creating a more interconnected global community.

Micro Consciousness: The Individual Experience

Micro consciousness, in contrast, is the individual's internal experience – their thoughts, feelings, beliefs, and perceptions. It’s the personal lens through which one views the world, shaped by personal experiences, upbringing, and individual traits.

Personal Perception and Reality: Micro consciousness is deeply personal, often subjective, and can vary greatly from one individual to another. It's how we interpret and react to our immediate environment and personal experiences.

Influence of Environment: While unique, micro consciousness is also influenced by the external world – including the macro consciousness of one's community or society.

Spiritual and Psychological Dimensions: Micro consciousness also encompasses the spiritual and psychological journey of an individual, reflecting their inner growth, challenges, and realizations.

Intersection and Interplay

The most fascinating aspect is the interaction between these two forms of consciousness. They are not isolated but deeply interconnected.

• Influence of Macro on Micro: Societal norms, cultural beliefs, and collective experiences significantly shape an individual's perspective and life choices.

• Contribution of Micro to Macro: Conversely, the collective consciousness is a tapestry woven from individual threads. Each personal experience, idea, and belief contributes to the larger picture.

• Evolution and Change: Both forms of consciousness are dynamic and evolve over time. Changes in macro consciousness can lead to significant shifts in individual perspectives, and vice versa.

• Spiritual Perspective: From a spiritual standpoint, this interplay can be seen as a dance between the individual soul and the universal spirit. Both are essential to understanding the complete picture of human existence and experience.

Hmmmmm, macro and micro consciousness are two sides of the same coin, each reflecting and influencing the other.

The study of these concepts not only offers insights into human behavior and societal dynamics but also provides a deeper understanding of the individual's place within the larger scheme of existence. This interplay is crucial for personal growth and collective evolution, embodying the essence of both individual uniqueness and universal interconnectedness. Apex Life in Synergy online study of the self addresses a vast array of knowledge from a person who simply is reguritating information, no repackaging…..you owe it to yourself in your lifetime to discover who you can become.

You may think that Life in Synergy® offers just another “self help” program, but think for one second that when you pass away and you meet ascended beings. These masters of energy ask “ Did you HELP shape reality on earth or did you replay the past?” We have walked the walk for the past 30 years and NEVER deviated from the tasks at hand despite headwinds of Cyclonic proportions…so we are not bullshitting at all, we know that there is MUCH to all of this.

The time is NOW to shift the future, or sit on a tack and complain for the rest of your life…

Helena and Brian

The Aliens Came and waited: An Intergalactic Comedy at the Border Wall.

100% real fake photo of Aliens recently waiting at the border wall in Mexico

Aliens! You've seen them in movies, read about them in books,

and if you're particularly conspiratorially inclined, you've probably spotted them at your local supermarket buying aluminum foil (probably for their hats, right?). But what you haven't heard is the story of how a hyper-advanced extraterrestrial delegation intended to change Earth forever... only to hit a wall. And I do mean that quite literally.

A Grand Entrance to... Nowhere?

Picture this: a dazzling light show in the sky, more impressive than the best fireworks display on the Fourth of July. Everyone's expecting them to land in Washington, D.C., or perhaps on the lawn of the United Nations. World leaders were primed for historic handshakes that would make for epic selfies. But no, these extraterrestrial visitors had another destination in mind: the scenic deserts near the U.S.-Mexico border. Why there, you ask? Well, our intergalactic friends had done their homework and binge-watched episodes of "Ancient Aliens," concluding that the real party must surely be near the mystical ruins of Chichen Itza. Go figure!

The Great Wall of Confusion

As the spacecraft, which was sleek enough to make even the coolest Silicon Valley techies green with envy, descended, it became apparent there was one tiny detail the aliens hadn't accounted for—the infamous border wall. There it stood: tall, unyielding, and frankly, a bit of an interstellar navigation hazard. Communicating through what can only be described as a very advanced game of cosmic charades, the aliens made it clear: they had come bearing gifts of technology that could, among other things, turn your average smartphone into an actual apple (like, the fruit). Imagine the confusion at health food stores!

The Encounter at the Border

Word got out, and soon there was a crowd gathered, a mix of border patrol, curious onlookers, local vendors sensing an opportunity, and, of course, a few folks ready to welcome our new overlords with open arms and freshly made "I ♥️ Elvis Aliens" T-shirts. But despite the fanfare, the aliens couldn’t quite seem to get the hang of human bureaucracy. Forms in triplicate to enter the U.S.? Even a being with seven brains found that excessive.

The Wait... A Universal Constant

So, there they sat in a sort of cosmic DMV limbo. One alien tried to levitate over the wall, only to be met with the stern finger-wagging of a border officer. Another attempted to phase through it, but forgot that phase-shifting doesn’t work on materials with political significance. Meanwhile, entrepreneurial spirits soared as savvy locals set up stands selling "E.T. Phone Home—But First, Let Me Take a Selfie" merch. The food trucks did booming business, because if there's one thing humans and aliens could agree on, it's that tacos are the universal language of yum.

The Resolution? To Be Continued...

The standoff continues, with negotiations involving high-ranking officials, the promise of unlimited guacamole, and possibly a Netflix deal for the documentary rights. And while we wait for the red tape to unravel, the aliens have been spotted consulting with the local wildlife, presumably asking if they have any tips for dealing with human shenanigans.

So the next time you hit a wall (figuratively or literally), remember our extraterrestrial visitors. They crossed the galaxy only to be stumped by human construction and even more by human customs.And the moral of the story? If you're planning on giving world-altering technology to humanity, maybe send a text first. Or at least bring a universal translator that handles bureaucratic jargon. Until next time, keep your eyes on the stars ( cause it looks like they are not getting in), because you never know when you'll need to break bread, or tortillas, with a new friend from the cosmos.

…and remember to laugh and smile…this world needs it.

Helena and Brian