The Curious Power of Blame and the Oxymoron Behavior It Unleashes

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Let's talk about the world's favorite pastime.

No, not scrolling through social media for hours on end or trying to decipher the latest TikTok dance craze. I'm talking about the grand old sport of blame. Ah, blame – it’s like the glitter of emotions; once you open it up, good luck getting it out of... well, anything. But here's the kicker: blame, in its essence, is a fascinating display of oxymoron behavior. It's the yoga class of the psyche, bending us into emotional pretzels as we navigate the hilarious irony it often presents. First off, have you ever noticed how blame is the only game where everyone's playing, but somehow, nobody wins? It's like a perpetual game of hot potato, but instead of a potato, it's a flaming ball of "Not It!" The rules are simple: pass the blame as quickly as possible, and whatever you do, don’t get caught holding it when the music stops.

Why? Because accountability, my friends, is apparently lava.

The “It’s Not Me, It’s You” Phenomenon

Blame is the ultimate relationship tester, bringing out the oxymoron behavior in all of us. Picture this: two people arguing, each convinced of their righteousness, in a dazzling display of "It's not me, it's you." It’s the adult version of pointing fingers, but with more sophisticated vocabulary and, sometimes, passive aggression so thick you could cut it with a knife. And let's not forget the irony. Oh, the irony of shouting, “I’m not yelling!” at the top of your lungs, or the classic, “I’m calm! Can’t you see how calm I am?!” while resembling a teakettle about to whistle. It's the emotional equivalent of saying you're on a diet as you inhale the third slice of cake – delightful in its contradiction.

The Superpower of selective amnesia

Blame has this miraculous ability to grant us selective amnesia, particularly when it comes to our own faults. It’s a bit like those diet ads that promise you can eat anything you want and still lose weight. In the heat of a blame battle, our memories become as selective as a toddler choosing vegetables. “I never said that!” we proclaim, with the confidence of someone who has forgotten the existence of screenshots. It’s a superpower, really, the ability to edit our memories in real time to suit our narrative. Take note, Superhero flicks.

The big deep Moral of the Story

But here's the beauty of it all: in the absurdity of blame and the oxymoron behavior it inspires, there's a lesson to be learned. It's about taking a step back, laughing at ourselves, and realizing that maybe, just maybe, we're not always the hero of our own story. Sometimes, we're the comic relief, and that's perfectly okay. So, next time you find yourself in the blame game energy loop, take a moment. Laugh at the absurdity of it all. Because at the end of the day, life's too short to spend it in a game where the only prize is a bitter taste of self-righteousness. Let's choose joy, accountability, and a bit of self-deprecation instead. After all, a good laugh at our own expense is the best way to keep our egos in check and our hearts light. In the grand comedy of life, blame is just another scene. Play it well, play it with humor, and when in doubt, remember the wise words of the age-old saying: "If you can’t be a good example, then you’ll just have to be a hilarious warning."

Helena and Brian Collins

Life in Synergy®

Cosmic Collisions and Karmic Conundrums: The Hadron Collider of Our Souls

In the grand cosmic dance of life, have you ever considered that perhaps we're all just particles in an enormous, spiritual version of the Hadron Collider?

Yes, friends, welcome to a world where quantum physics meets the karma café, serving up a daily special of energy fields colliding, mixing, and sometimes spilling coffee on the very fabric of our existence. Imagine, if you will, that each of us moves through life propelled by our own spiritual energy, akin to particles accelerated in the Hadron Collider. Our beliefs, our hopes, our every vibrating energy particle, zooming through the universe at breakneck speed. But here's where it gets interesting: What happens when these spiritual particles collide?

Just as in the Hadron Collider, where particles collide to reveal the mysteries of the universe, our personal energy fields crash into one another on a daily basis. Every handshake, every hug, every "excuse me" in a crowded subway, is a collision of cosmic proportions. And with each collision, there's a chance for the spectacular: the reliving, re-evaluating, and sometimes releasing of past karma.

Think of that moment when you meet someone new and feel an instant connection (or, conversely, an immediate need to run in the opposite direction). That's not just awkward social energy; that's your spiritual energy fields doing the tango, sifting through eons of karma, deciding whether to merge in a beautiful symphony or to respectfully nod and continue on separate cosmic journeys.

The Karmic Fallout

The aftermath of these collisions can be messy. Picture the Hadron Collider's detectors, meticulously analyzing the debris from particle smash-ups. Similarly, we're often left to sift through the emotional and spiritual fallout of our interpersonal collisions. "Why did I react that way?" "What did that encounter mean?" "Should I have ordered the latte instead?" It's in these moments of reflection that we're given a chance to grow, to learn, and perhaps to heal bits of our past karma that we've dragged along like cosmic lint.

Here's the part where we take a step back, laugh at the absurdity of it all, and embrace the beautiful chaos. Yes, our spiritual energy fields are colliding, mixing, and stirring up ancient karmic dust. But isn't there something wonderfully humorous about the cosmic dance we're all part of? Every misstep, every stumbled step in the tango of life, is an opportunity to learn, to grow, and to collide another day. Much like the physicists in search of the Higgs Boson, we're all on a quest to understand the particle (or particles) that gives mass to our spiritual existence. Our karmic journeys are the experiments, and our interactions, the collisions, provide the data. And while we may not have a multi-billion dollar collider, we do have meditation, mindfulness, and maybe a bit of metaphysical musing over a glass of wine (or a cup of herbal tea, if you're so inclined).

So, cosmic travelers, as we zip and zoom through the universe, colliding with fellow souls, let's remember to embrace each collision with humor, grace, and a bit of that scientific curiosity. Who knows what mysteries we'll uncover in the debris of our spiritual collisions? Here's to the beautiful chaos, the karmic conundrums, and the endless journey of discovery. And remember, the next time you find yourself in a particularly puzzling spiritual collision, just think: "This is my Hadron Collider moment." Then, proceed with kindness, curiosity, and maybe a little bit of cosmic humor.

Helena and Brian Collins ( Who Karmically collided back in the late 1980’s)

Love: The Universal Language of Spiritual Connection

Love ❤️, the most potent force in the cosmos, serves as the golden thread that weaves together the tapestry of the universe, connecting all living beings in an intricate pattern of divine harmony.

This transcendent power knows no bounds, effortlessly dissolving barriers and cultivating a deep sense of unity amongst us all. On the spiritual voyage, love is both the journey and the destination, an eternal cycle of benevolence and reception that nurtures our very essence. It is the ultimate teacher of compassion, understanding, and acceptance, lifting our vibrations and harmonizing us with the cosmic symphony. To love unconditionally is to recognize the divine spark within every soul, to see the reflection of the universe's boundless light in each other. By opening our hearts to love, we not only discover our true selves but also invite an aura of peace, joy, and unity into our lives and the world at large. Love is the language that transcends words, a silent symphony that resonates within the heart of every being, calling us to embrace our interconnectedness.

In this spirit of love and connection, Life in Synergy® offers transformative programs that embody the essence of love's teachings.

Helena Collins' Apex Life in Synergy Program takes you on a profound journey of self-discovery and spiritual alignment, rooted in the power of love. Helena's deep understanding of the energy that flows through all things body and mind related has helped countless clients in Boston and beyond experience dramatic shifts in their lives. Her program is not merely a course; it's a gateway to experiencing life in its fullest, most harmonious state, guided by the principles of love and connection.

Similarly, Brian Collins' EFV (Energy, Frequency, Vibration) Keys to Ascension Program provides you with the tools to elevate your spiritual journey to new heights. Brian's no BS punk rock infused insights into the energetic nature of the universe will empower you to align with higher frequencies, fostering a profound connection with the universal language of love. His unique teachings have transformed the lives of many, infusing them with joy, peace, and a deeper sense of purpose.

These programs are your invitation to explore the transformative power of love, to deepen your spiritual connection, and to live in harmony with the universe. Helena and Brian Collins have dedicated their lives to spreading this message of love, helping others to awaken to their highest potential. Are you ready to embark on a journey of love, to unlock the divine harmony within and around you?

Join us at Life in Synergy® and let Helena and Brian Collins guide you through the transformative power of their programs.

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❤️

The Irony of Billionaire Spirituality – A Tongue-in-Cheek Look at Wealth and Wisdom

The Billionaire Buddha Syndrome

Hey friends, have you ever noticed the peculiar trend of billionaires suddenly turning into spiritual gurus? It's as if the moment someone hits that multi-million mark, they're hit with a profound 'enlightenment' that, oddly enough, only seems to affect the ultra-rich. Let's take a playful, yet insightful, dive into this curious phenomenon!

The Billionaire Buddha Syndrome Defined

Picture this: A billionaire on a yacht, sipping an exotic tea, tweeting about 'detachment' and 'simplicity.' Oh, the irony! It's almost as if they think enlightenment is another commodity that can be bought, like a luxury car or a private island. These modern-day 'gurus' love to preach about inner peace and balance, all while their bank accounts scream of ego imbalance. It seems like somewhere along the way, the idea of being 'blessed' got tangled up with having an obscene amount of money. But let's be real, friends. If wealth was a true indicator of spiritual advancement, then wouldn't all the ancient avatars and prophets have been rolling in riches? Last time I checked, Buddha didn’t have a private jet, and Jesus didn’t wear designer sandals but would have made a mint on “JGod-Flip flops” if he wanted to.

What's worrisome is how this billionaire-brand of spirituality is overshadowing the profound teachings of past avatars. The true essence of wisdom - simplicity, empathy, compassion - is getting lost in this noisy, opulent spirituality. It's like trying to hear a delicate symphony next to a roaring jet engine. The problem with equating wealth with blessings is that it skews our understanding of what true blessings are. Blessings are about the intangible - love, peace, understanding, and growth. They're not about your net worth. When did we start measuring spiritual success by the size of someone's bank account?

The Bottom Line

Let's not be fooled by the shiny allure of billionaire spirituality. True wisdom and enlightenment are about transcending material wealth, not accumulating it. It's about finding richness in simplicity, not complexity in luxury. So, next time you see a billionaire preaching about detachment on their private jet, take it with a grain of salt, or maybe a whole salt shaker. After all, true spirituality isn’t about what you have; it’s about who you are without all of it. Don’t get us wrong, money is needed to survive on this realm (sadly), but the imbalance of having “more” of it than others making you better? Nah.

There you have it, friends – a little light-hearted, yet thought-provoking, musing on the curious case of billionaire spirituality. Always remember, true enlightenment is a journey within, not a purchase. Until next time, keep seeking the real treasures in life!

Get Synergized! 🌟🌿💫

Helena and Brian Collins -Boston

Life in Synergy®

The Truth as Our Inner Compass: Reflecting on the Butterfly Effect and Quantum Entanglement in Our Lives

You can’t duck the Karmic boomerang you create and toss

In the ever-evolving journey of life, where each decision we make sends ripples through the fabric of the universe, there's a profound concept that often goes unnoticed, yet it's as impactful as the air we breathe. It's the idea that our inner truths, or sometimes the lack thereof, have the power to shape not just our reality but the collective experience of our world. This notion draws its roots from the intricate theories of quantum entanglement and the butterfly effect, reminding us of the interconnectedness of all things.

Over the past eight years, the world has undergone seismic shifts – socially, politically, environmentally, and spiritually. This period has been marked by an intense amalgamation of progress and setbacks, innovations and destructions, peace and turmoil. As we stand at this juncture, a subtle, yet profound question arises: Did something pivotal happen on the crossroads of life over eight years ago that set us on this current path? Could there have been a moment, a decision, or an action, so seemingly small yet powerful enough to alter the time-space continuum?

Quantum physics teaches us about entanglement – how particles, can affect each other instantly, no matter the distance.

This theory, when applied metaphorically to our lives, suggests that our actions and truths are similarly entwined with the universe. The choices we make, driven by our inner truths or deceptions, resonate far beyond our personal sphere, influencing the greater whole. It's like the butterfly effect – a small change in one state can result in significant differences in a later state. This brings us to reflect on the external manifestations of our internal deceptions. When we stray from our inner truth, when we ignore the voice of our soul and the ethical compass within us, we don't just harm ourselves; we set in motion a chain of events that can lead the world down a precarious path. This deception, whether it's on an individual or collective level, acts as a catalyst for chaos and suffering.

But, who are the architects of such deceptions?

What kind of people, knowingly or unknowingly, contribute to the pain and suffering on Earth? It's a challenging question. People are complex, and their motivations are often a tangle of past negative experiences that cause mistrust, unresolved fears, imbalanced desires, and sometimes, misguided intentions. However, it's crucial to remember that each of us holds the power to change through introspection of past actions and resolution of those actions through repair of any damage that that may have been caused and to choose truth energy over deception, and in doing so, alter the course of our collective journey.

As we ponder over these thoughts, let's not forget the immense power of our inner truth. It's a beacon that guides us towards not just personal enlightenment but also towards a world that thrives on authenticity, compassion, and harmony. Our truths are the fuel that propels us forward, and when we align with them, we contribute to a reality that's rooted in love and understanding. So let's embrace the notion that each of us is a vital thread in the tapestry of life. Our truth energy, no matter how insignificant they may seem, have the power to create a world that resonates with the beauty of our collective spirit.

Let's ask ourselves, are we contributing to a reality of truth and harmony, or are we lost in the maze of deception? The answer lies within, waiting to be acknowledged again, just sitting and waiting to change the world as we know it, but it cant be done until old energies get resolved.

Brian Collins

Life in Synergy®

About the Author Brian Collins: Is a retired award winning healer and spiritual teacher who co-owned 2 multi award winning wellness studios with his awesome wife/ partner/friend/cosmic surfer in Boston’s Back Bay for decades.

The Martian Chronicles: Why My Neighbor's Rocket is Bigger than Mine

The Martian Ego.

Hello Earthlings and Martians alike!

Today, we bring you a tale from the Red Planet, where the dust is redder, the sky is stranger, but the people... oh, they're just the same.

So, here I am, a new Martian. I left Earth thinking I'd escape the rat race, but guess what? The rats have spaceships now! And they're racing on Mars. You see, I thought technology would be our savior. We've got AI that can cook, clean, and practically do a backflip. But can it teach Mr. Zog from the next crater how to not flaunt his new anti-gravity boots? Nope.Then there's me, trying to meditate under the two suns (yes, Mars has two suns now, didn't you get the memo?). But how can one find inner peace when every five minutes there's a commercial rocket zooming past telling me to purchase the latest mind thought download via the amaz-mars-tesl-probe droids, greatly disturbing my chakras!

We've got it all here – Martian malls, zero-gravity exercise, interplanetary internet. But guess what's also tagging along from Earth? Egos. Big, giant, space-helmet-sized egos.

I overheard a conversation the other day. One ego filled “Martian” was bragging about his new solar-powered mansion that's apparently visible from Earth. I mean, why stop at the Joneses when you can make the whole Earth jealous, right? And that's when it hit me. We're out here, millions of miles from home, trying to be 'better' than the next person or even wayyyyy better than those “Earthlings” back on home planet 1.0.

But why?

We're tiny specks on a tiny speck, floating in a vast cosmic ocean. We've got the tech to start anew, but we're stuck in the old ways. Maybe instead of building higher walls or bigger cock rockets, we should work on expanding our consciousness. On understanding that no one here is worse, none are better... we're all equal to. Because, dear readers, at the end of the day, what's the point of conquering new worlds if we can't conquer our own need to be 'better' than someone else?

So, let's put aside those age-old agendas. Instead of looking at the next big thing, let's see each other. Because if we don't, we might just end up being a bunch of technologically advanced, spiritually bankrupt heading towards extinction Martians. And that certainly isn’t “new” or “cutting edge” tech and who wants that? So maybe the big tech is the tech you have inside you right now WAITING to be updated…..and imagine not updating that software for 10-20-30-40-50-60 years? Talk about a security hazard!!!

Want to get to know the greatest tech ever….the tech inside of you?

Then start your Apex Life in Synergy Journey NOW. Maybe the more “Earthlings” we get to understand themselves on Earth, the less vacant, lost and repetitive destructive subconscious energies will be “imported” to our future homes out in space.

Helena and Brian

Breaking the New Year's Resolution Replay: Uncovering Old Patterns and Embracing Apex Life in Synergy

The Eternal Replay of Resolutions

Every year, as the clock ticks closer to midnight on December 31st, millions of us engage in a globally shared tradition: New Year's Resolutions.

It's a ritual wrapped in hope and sparkling with the promise of self-improvement. But let's face it, by February, many of our resolutions have usually fizzled out faster than a cheap firework. Why is this? Why do we keep replaying this annual charade? Here's the not-so-funny truth: our old patterns are sneaky, powerful forces. They're like that friend who keeps convincing you to skip the gym for a Netflix marathon. You know it's a bad idea, but somehow you find yourself on the couch, popcorn in hand, yet again. These patterns are masters of disguise, often hidden deep in our subconscious, pulling the strings of our behavior like a seasoned puppeteer.

Enter 2024, a year where the global crossroads beckon for change. This is where the Apex Life in Synergy program steps in, shining like a beacon of hope. Founded by Helena Collins, a veritable pioneer in the fields of fitness, wellness, and consciousness, this program isn't just another New Year's resolution destined to be broken. It's a lifestyle revolution.

Helena Collins: The Pioneer of Change

Helena is recognized as a world-renowned fitness expert, wellness coach, and motivational speaker. She has over four decades of experience in the health and fitness industry, and her expertise blends cutting-edge fitness techniques with holistic wellness practices. Helena's approach is deeply personal, and she's known for her ability to connect with clients on a profound level and changed countless lives at her brick and mortar wellness studios in Boston’s Back Bay for decades. She has won multiple awards and has been featured in numerous television appearances, speaking engagements, and published works. Her portfolio includes working with top-tier companies and organizations to develop effective employee wellness programs​​.

Why 2024 is Pivotal

2024 isn't just another year; it's a crucial moment in time where the choices we make can steer the course of our collective future.

The Apex Life in Synergy approach isn't just about getting fit; it's about aligning your physical, mental, and spiritual selves to face the challenges of our era head-on. And let's talk about FOMO . It's real, and it's powerful. Imagine missing out on a journey of self-discovery that not only transforms your body but also your mind and spirit. That's the kind of FOMO we're dealing with here. The kind that has you waking up in 2025 thinking, "What if I had started Apex Life in Synergy last year where would I be NOW? , where would the world be NOW?"

Join the Revolution

So, are you ready to break the cycle of broken resolutions?

Ready to embrace a program that's about more than just losing weight or gaining muscle? Visit Life in Synergy and step into a world where fitness meets consciousness, and every step you take is towards a better you and a better world.

Remember, 2024 isn't just a year; it's your year to enter the bigger picture and let your light shine with Apex Life in Synergy.

The Illusion of 'Being First': Embracing a More Enlightened Approach to Success

Stepping on others to be first, shows the world that you are truly last.

In today's fast-paced world, where the race to be first often eclipses the journey itself, we need to pause and reflect on what truly matters.

The desire to be first, to have the most, and to stand above others, is frequently seen as a symbol of strength and success. However, this pursuit can be a sign of underlying weakness, a lack of inner balance, and a disconnection from a more enlightened state of being.

The race to be first is deeply rooted in material success - the most money, the biggest house, the latest gadgets. It's a race that never ends, as there is always something newer, bigger, or better. But is this a true measure of success? Material possessions are fleeting. They bring temporary happiness, but they cannot fill the void of spiritual emptiness. In this context, the need to be first is not a strength but a reflection of inner insecurity and a craving for external validation.

True strength lies in contentment and inner peace. It's not about having all the toys but finding joy and fulfillment in what we have. This doesn't mean abandoning ambition or not striving for improvement. Instead, it's about recognizing that our worth isn't defined by our possessions or our position in a societal race. When we detach from the need to be first, we open ourselves to a more profound sense of happiness. We start valuing experiences over possessions, relationships over rankings, and personal growth over public recognition.

The pursuit of being first often leads to a solitary journey, where the focus is on individual achievement at the expense of collective well-being. But what if we shifted this perspective? What if success was measured by how much we contribute to the happiness and growth of others? Imagine a world where our goals are not about having more than our neighbors but ensuring that everyone has enough. This shift in mindset fosters a sense of community, empathy, and mutual support. It's not about diminishing personal success but about redefining it in a way that benefits all.

Enlightenment is about transcending the material race and finding a deeper, more meaningful connection with the universe. It's about understanding that our true essence is not defined by what we have but by who we are and how we impact the world. To be enlightened is to see beyond the superficial markers of success. It's to recognize that our true strength lies in our ability to uplift others, to share our blessings, and to live in harmony with the world around us.

In conclusion, the need to be first and have the most is a sign of weakness, not strength. True strength comes from inner balance, contentment, and a desire for collective well-being. As we strive for personal growth and enlightenment, let's redefine success in a way that nurtures not just ourselves but the world around us. Let's celebrate not what we have individually, but what we can achieve and share together.

A big heaping of word food for mind hunger, dont ya’ think?

Helena and Brian

Upcoming Life in Synergy YouTube Channel: A Fusion of Metaphysics, Spirituality, Fitness, and Global Insights

A Life in Synergy® is a life of understanding the macro and micro and learning how to become the physical embodiment of change

Get ready to dive into a world where metaphysics meets real-world application with the upcoming Life in Synergy YouTube channel!

Hosted by the award-winning duo, Helena and Brian Collins, this channel promises to be an enlightening and transformative journey for all who tune in. Helena and Brian Collins, renowned for their expertise and contribution to the world of metaphysical studies and fitness, are no strangers to success. Their journey has been marked by numerous accolades, celebrated for their innovative approach in their multi-award-winning studios located in Boston's prestigious Back Bay.

The new revamped Life in Synergy channel is not just another YouTube platform; it's a confluence of diverse, yet interconnected topics such as spirituality, metaphysical practices, fitness regimes, and insightful discussions on global issues. Each episode is designed to not only educate but also to inspire and empower viewers to embrace a more harmonious and balanced lifestyle.

Helena and Brian's unique approach combines their deep understanding of spiritual and metaphysical principles with practical, real-world applications. This duo has touched the lives of countless individuals through their work, guiding them towards not just physical well-being but also spiritual growth and self-realization.

The channel's content will be as diverse as its hosts' expertise.

Expect in-depth discussions on metaphysical concepts, spiritual awakening, and how these can be practically applied to enhance one’s daily life. Fitness enthusiasts will find value in episodes that seamlessly integrate physical wellness with spiritual practices, offering a holistic approach to health.

Moreover, the channel will occasionally delve into pressing global issues, offering a unique perspective that balances spiritual wisdom with pragmatic solutions. The aim is to foster a community of like-minded individuals who are passionate about making a positive impact in the world. Helena and Brian Collins are not just hosts; they are mentors, guides, and pioneers in their field. Their down-to-earth approach, combined with their profound knowledge, makes the Life in Synergy channel a must-watch for anyone looking to enrich their life with spiritual and physical synergy.

As we await the launch of this promising channel, let’s gear up for a journey of self-discovery, wellness, and enlightened understanding, all brought to us by the remarkable Helena and Brian Collins.

Stay tuned for a transformative experience that promises to elevate your body, mind, and spirit! 🌟🧘‍♂️💪🌍

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The Aliens Came and waited: An Intergalactic Comedy at the Border Wall.

100% real fake photo of Aliens recently waiting at the border wall in Mexico

Aliens! You've seen them in movies, read about them in books,

and if you're particularly conspiratorially inclined, you've probably spotted them at your local supermarket buying aluminum foil (probably for their hats, right?). But what you haven't heard is the story of how a hyper-advanced extraterrestrial delegation intended to change Earth forever... only to hit a wall. And I do mean that quite literally.

A Grand Entrance to... Nowhere?

Picture this: a dazzling light show in the sky, more impressive than the best fireworks display on the Fourth of July. Everyone's expecting them to land in Washington, D.C., or perhaps on the lawn of the United Nations. World leaders were primed for historic handshakes that would make for epic selfies. But no, these extraterrestrial visitors had another destination in mind: the scenic deserts near the U.S.-Mexico border. Why there, you ask? Well, our intergalactic friends had done their homework and binge-watched episodes of "Ancient Aliens," concluding that the real party must surely be near the mystical ruins of Chichen Itza. Go figure!

The Great Wall of Confusion

As the spacecraft, which was sleek enough to make even the coolest Silicon Valley techies green with envy, descended, it became apparent there was one tiny detail the aliens hadn't accounted for—the infamous border wall. There it stood: tall, unyielding, and frankly, a bit of an interstellar navigation hazard. Communicating through what can only be described as a very advanced game of cosmic charades, the aliens made it clear: they had come bearing gifts of technology that could, among other things, turn your average smartphone into an actual apple (like, the fruit). Imagine the confusion at health food stores!

The Encounter at the Border

Word got out, and soon there was a crowd gathered, a mix of border patrol, curious onlookers, local vendors sensing an opportunity, and, of course, a few folks ready to welcome our new overlords with open arms and freshly made "I ♥️ Elvis Aliens" T-shirts. But despite the fanfare, the aliens couldn’t quite seem to get the hang of human bureaucracy. Forms in triplicate to enter the U.S.? Even a being with seven brains found that excessive.

The Wait... A Universal Constant

So, there they sat in a sort of cosmic DMV limbo. One alien tried to levitate over the wall, only to be met with the stern finger-wagging of a border officer. Another attempted to phase through it, but forgot that phase-shifting doesn’t work on materials with political significance. Meanwhile, entrepreneurial spirits soared as savvy locals set up stands selling "E.T. Phone Home—But First, Let Me Take a Selfie" merch. The food trucks did booming business, because if there's one thing humans and aliens could agree on, it's that tacos are the universal language of yum.

The Resolution? To Be Continued...

The standoff continues, with negotiations involving high-ranking officials, the promise of unlimited guacamole, and possibly a Netflix deal for the documentary rights. And while we wait for the red tape to unravel, the aliens have been spotted consulting with the local wildlife, presumably asking if they have any tips for dealing with human shenanigans.

So the next time you hit a wall (figuratively or literally), remember our extraterrestrial visitors. They crossed the galaxy only to be stumped by human construction and even more by human customs.And the moral of the story? If you're planning on giving world-altering technology to humanity, maybe send a text first. Or at least bring a universal translator that handles bureaucratic jargon. Until next time, keep your eyes on the stars ( cause it looks like they are not getting in), because you never know when you'll need to break bread, or tortillas, with a new friend from the cosmos.

…and remember to laugh and smile…this world needs it.

Helena and Brian